I made this video clip months ago…but forgot to share it (silly me). It consists of pictures of animals – insects birds, mammals, fishes, and loads more! The pictures act to the music. Where did I get the pictures? From the Internet, of course, which I collected when I was 8. I have over 700 pictures of living things (mostly animals) in my collection…and they are currently in my computer. Some are corrupted, though. This clip is made using Showbiz using Arcsoft. What encouraged me to do this is the lost of my (maybe even better) old clip of animals that… Read More "An Animal Video Clip I Made"
My Cute and Funny Cats: 4
One day, my cat climbed up to my computer chair. Coincidentally, I left the ‘Add and Remove Programs’ window open! My cat was about to touch the controls… Anyways, please welcome the computer cat guru, Lovely! (Enjoy!) __________ Lovely: At last…almost reaching the computer…. Read More "My Cute and Funny Cats: 4"
Poem: My Nasty Adventure 2
As promised, here is the remake of My Nasty Adventure. My Nasty Adventure 2 Last week I rode on a big horse.I thought that it was fun.(Of course).But when the horse ran really fast,I thought that it would be my last. It ran. There was a tree ahead!But to my luck, it dodged instead.My arms and legs and eyes were stifffor it was running to a cliff! The horse realized and so, it stopped.I was tossed over. Then I dropped.It was high! I screamed like insane.But luckily, there was a plane. I’m dropping onto the huge plane.I fell on my… Read More "Poem: My Nasty Adventure 2"
Poem: My Nasty Adventure
Hi, here’s another poem I like to share with you…It’s about a nasty adventure. My Nasty Adventure My plane was just about to crash.So, I grabbed my bag andtook out my big blue parachuteto glide me down and land. At last, I found a spot to land.But there was a big breeze.Oh no! Now I would painfullyland on these sharp pine trees. I was then filled with bruises asa pine fell on my ear.I sat down on the ground to rest.A thorn then poked my rear. I slept on the ground franticly.Mosquitoes bit my nose.Bugs crept into my underpantsand tickled… Read More "Poem: My Nasty Adventure"
Poem: The Adventures of Paul the Meatball
Hi, I’ve written this poem a few days ago and I think I might like to share it with you. It is the longest poem I’ve ever written. It is more like a story-poem. The poem is also inspired by some movies, songs, and stories.By the way, this poem has the eleven syllables kind of rhythm. If you want to listen how to read it, click here (then click on the podcast play button). (The words colored gray are the inspirations) The Adventures of Paul the Meatball (On Top of My Spaghetti) One fine day, my aunty was cooking my… Read More "Poem: The Adventures of Paul the Meatball"
How to ‘Rhythmize’ and Rhyme Your Poems
As promised, here is an article about how to ‘rhythmize’ and thyme your poems, meaning how to give your poems a good rhythm and thyme. But why? So that it is fun to read. If you want to know how to write funny poetry, click here. Now, let me quote from my previous post, ‘Realized About Rhythms’: It is a few weeks ago before I realized that my poems had not good rhythms. So, I edited them. And now, they are better. Please read this poem aloud. The Monster One sunny day, I escaped from school. I met a monster… Read More "How to ‘Rhythmize’ and Rhyme Your Poems"
My Cute and Funny Cats: 3
Welcome to episode 3 of the cats series! And please welcome the spy-looking cats, Orange and Blackie! P.S. Their stare at you is quite distracting, right? 🙂 __________ Orange and Blackie: “Just popping in to see what you are doing…Yup, sitting at your computer again.” Read More "My Cute and Funny Cats: 3"
My Cute and Funny Cats: 2
The kitty-cats are back! (They do make some really good photographs 🙂 ) Annnd….there they are! __________ Orange: I’m thinking of a fresh juicy fish, roasted on a plate with chicken gravy…Yummy! __________ Orange: *Acting* Help me! Some evil human has captured me, and is holding me prisoner! Read More "My Cute and Funny Cats: 2"
Realized about Rhythms
It is a few weeks ago before I realized that my poems had not good rhythms. So, I edited them. And now, they are better. Please read this poem aloud. The Monster One sunny day, I escaped from school. I met a monster which was starting to drool. It looked at me and licked its lips and used its hands to grab my hips. It stared at me and rubbed its tummy. It licked its lips; then it said, “Yummy!” I stared at it and perspired in fear as the monster smiled and shook its rear. It tossed me high… Read More "Realized about Rhythms"
My Cute and Funny Cats
Looks like my cats are starting to pose for some cute and funny photos. Well, it was definitely worth to take some photos of them, and here they are! __________ Snowy: Do I look like a girl? I guess not. Read More "My Cute and Funny Cats"