Poem: Computer Lab Rules

By Gloson On December 20, 2008 Under Uncategorized
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I think it is time for another of my poems to be shared here. It is a funny school poem about what you shouldn’t do in the computer lab. Here it is:

Computer Lab Rules

Do not ask the computers
to play with you kung fu.
Do not pee on the keyboards
for they will type, “P.U.”

Do not poke the computer
with a stick. They will shout.
Do not play with computers
or make them run about.

Do not slap the computers
because their mice will bite.
Do not fart near computers,
for that’s a smelly fright.

Do not scare any speaker
for their shout is so loud!
Do not break all the rules here
because you’re not allowed.

The principal thinks that I’m
a really silly fool.
That is because I’ve disobeyed
its every single rule.

I hope you enjoyed it :D . Stay tuned for more poems.

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3 Comments Add yours

  1. stratosg

    December 20, 2008
    7:30 pm

    you disobeyed every rule and yet you are still allowed entrance to the lab? :P nice funny poem

  2. Kenneth

    February 3, 2009
    5:50 pm

    You are really really good at this,many people came here just to see your poems etc.Including me!!Good job,Gloson keep it up!

  3. pearl@ PC Repair Leicester

    October 21, 2011
    4:24 pm

    big big lolzzzzzzzzzzz!!!! Now I have one to give it to my sister for the computer lab of her college. lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz again and again ;)

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