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Just a short post to wish all my readers a very merry Christmas. And in case you are looking for free eCards for which you can send to your friends, visit 123Greetings. It has loads and loads of free eCards (not only the Christmas ones)!

Also, I’ve got some Christmas poems to share with you .

Santa and the Gift

It was a chilly, snowy day,
and it was dull, not bright.
And when the hands of all the clocks
were pointing at midnight,

Santa rode his flying sleigh
to give to Tom a present,
his reindeer sneezed; the gift fell off,
which wasn’t very pleasant.

His gift fell onto a police;
he thought it was a bat.
He fled away as fast as wind,
and left behind his hat!

Then Santa came down to the road
and grabbed the fallen gift.
He headed to his nearby sleigh
to give himself a lift.

Unfortunately, Santa Claus
slipped because of the ice.
His butt then landed on the ground,
which wasn’t very nice.

Unluckily, the gift then slipped
into a deep manhole.
Although he tried, he cannot reach it
with a long, long pole.

“I think I have no other choice,”
Saint Nick then tautly said.
And so, Tom got a pretty doll
that’s meant for girls, instead!

I hope you enjoyed them .

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And one more thing: Merry Christmas!

I think it is time for another of my poems to be shared here. It is a funny school poem about what you shouldn’t do in the computer lab. Here it is:

Computer Lab Rules

Do not ask the computers
to play with you kung fu.
Do not pee on the keyboards
for they will type, “P.U.”

Do not poke the computer
with a stick. They will shout.
Do not play with computers
or make them run about.

Do not slap the computers
because their mice will bite.
Do not fart near computers,
for that’s a smelly fright.

Do not scare any speaker
for their shout is so loud!
Do not break all the rules here
because you’re not allowed.

The principal thinks that I’m
a really silly fool.
That is because I’ve disobeyed
its every single rule.

I hope you enjoyed it . Stay tuned for more poems.

So comes episode 5 of my cats series, continued from episode 4, when Snowy surprisingly stares at…

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On previous episode,

Snowy: Oh my goodness! Would you look at that!

(more…)

Well, here’s another poem I would like to show you.

It is about a talkative guy who talks a lot, yet doesn’t much sense. His speaks a lot of nonsense, and he is boastful and very funny…Welcome Benjamin!

Enjoy…

Benjamin was Not So Smart

Young Benjamin was not as smart as supposed.
He chattered too much, and sometimes, he did boast.
”Bananas eat monkeys,” young Benjamin said,
”A foul-smelling lady lives under your bed.”

He claimed that a chicken can stand on its head.
“The cars are alive,” he said, “and plants are dead.”
He argued that his teeth can chew solid stones,
steel, copper, and wood, even dinosaur bones.

He claimed that he can do what Superman can,
and said that a small ant can carry a van.
He also claimed that kangaroos came from Mars,
and told me that hippos evolved from gray cars.

I thought that he was just a little buffoon;
he argued and shouted, “Dogs came from the moon!”
I thought that he needed a brain antidote;
he thought that he knew how to sail a sailboat.

I thought that he’d never become smart, no, never.
Well, it was quite true. He did not become clever.
He still don’t know how to wear his underwear,
his boasting behavior is still always there.

He then learned science and claims that he’s a professor.
His knowledge of nonsense just didn’t grow lesser.
He now says, “No one can beat the brain of mine,”
He claims, “I am smarter than Albert Einstein!”

(c) Gloson Teh

What inspired me to write this poem was my thought of monkeys eating bananas. I suddenly swapped the places of the subjects to become bananas eating monkeys. How I laughed at it! So, I thought of more funny nonsense, and wrote this poem.