Anyway, here’s the poem.

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Scary, Fat and Giant Monster

There is a giant monster somewhere
near the Indian sea.
It is as fat and furry and
as scary as can be.

It has three funny looking horns
and one eye on its head.
Its claws are sharp and spiky
and its eyes are crimson red.

Were it to jump up 10 miles high 
and fall down with a ‘BOOM!’
The whole Earth would then shake and shake
we’d think we were at doom.

If you throw it an onion it
would stand there and just cry.
The noise would break some glasses
and the folks would say, “Oh my!”

Beware folks, for it’s coming to you
right this very now.
The giant monster knows exactly
where you live, somehow.

I’m gonna tell you the best thing yet
which is quite contrary:
The scary, fat and giant monster
is imaginary.

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I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

Orange, the smiling cat.

There he goes again!

And again!

 
And again!

And again…

And again.

Wait a minute. This is White, not Orange.

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White: Orange makes a good bed!

  
Orange: And White makes a good bolster!

 
White: It’s nap-time with the smiling cat!

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Blackie: Hi guys. My name is Blackie. Also known as Batman’s cat, or the ‘cool’ cat.

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Searching Ask.com for “Why is my cat always sleeping on my computer?”

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Orange: Good night everyone! Oops. I mean, good day everyone! I hope you enjoyed this episode of the cats series. Stay tuned for more.

This is the life…Where are my sunglasses?

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Previous Episodes

My Cute and Funny Cats
My Cute and Funny Cats: 2
My Cute and Funny Cats: 3
My Cute and Funny Cats: 4
My Cute and Funny Cats: 5
My Cute and Funny Cats: 6
My Cute and Funny Cats: 7

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Mission: Impossible

Ethan has to make the ocean
fall up to the sky.
In just a millisecond,
Jim must eat a giant pie.

Claire must thread a tiny needle
with the thickest rope.
Eugene must wear humongous pants
but not look like a dope.

Franz must flap his arms and fly
(His arms were tied to boulders).
Max must swim a hundred miles
by wriggling his shoulders.

I realized that I have made
a really big mistake.
This great and thrilling movie is
impossible to make.

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This poem is mainly inspired by the film, Mission: Impossible. Oh, and even the names of the characters in the poem are the same as in the movie.

I hope you enjoyed it .

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Copycats

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Lovely (dreaming of being supercat): Weee! I can fly! I can fly! Uh-oh…I’m afraid of heights! Help!

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White: What are you staring at? I am just stretching and yawning!

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Stray cat: Oooo…Look at that beeeeeaaautiful girl (Snowy)…

 
Stray Cat: Uh-oh, she saw me… have to go!

 
Stray cat: Hmmmm…. This looks like a better spot…

 
Stray cat: Now I can stare at her.

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Orange: Here’s a lick for you!

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White: I love cuddly ol’ Orange very much. He is just like a fat fluffy teddy bear!

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White: That’s all for episode 7! I hope you enjoyed it! Stay tuned for episode 8! Episode 8 will be posted on 20th of February, 2009. So, stay tuned!

 
White: Bye for now!

Previous Episodes

My Cute and Funny Cats
My Cute and Funny Cats: 2
My Cute and Funny Cats: 3
My Cute and Funny Cats: 4
My Cute and Funny Cats: 5
My Cute and Funny Cats: 6

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While Strolling Though the Park One Day

While strolling through the park one day,
I saw a bench not far away.
I sat on it and had a sleep.
What woke me was my cell phone beep.

It was an SMS from Paul.
It read, “Please meet me at the mall,”
I stretched my leg and then my toe
and then I made a choice to go.

I tried to stand but I was stuck.
I guess I didn’t have much luck.
I saw a sign. I almost fainted.
The sign read: “This bench is just painted.”

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Moral is, do not be droopy when choosing a bench to sit on.

I hope you enjoyed the poem .