Hey guys, It’s poetry time again! I got another funny poem to share with you. This time, it’s about a scary, fat, and giant monster, so beware!

Anyway, here’s the poem.

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Scary, Fat and Giant Monster

There is a giant monster somewhere
near the Indian sea.
It is as fat and furry and
as scary as can be.

It has three funny looking horns
and one eye on its head.
Its claws are sharp and spiky
and its eyes are crimson red.

Were it to jump up 10 miles high 
and fall down with a ‘BOOM!’
The whole Earth would then shake and shake
we’d think we were at doom.

If you throw it an onion it
would stand there and just cry.
The noise would break some glasses
and the folks would say, “Oh my!”

Beware folks, for it’s coming to you
right this very now.
The giant monster knows exactly
where you live, somehow.

I’m gonna tell you the best thing yet
which is quite contrary:
The scary, fat and giant monster
is imaginary.

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I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

 
Orange: Hi there! Welcome to episode 8 of the cats series! In this episode, I’m gonna smile all day long!

Orange, the smiling cat.

There he goes again!

And again!

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It’s poetry time! And this time, I’m going to share with you one of my poems, entitled Mission: Impossible. Some parts of this poem are inspired by my twitter friends @tallivansunder and @timothypruitt. And yes, it is REALLY impossible.

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Mission: Impossible

Ethan has to make the ocean
fall up to the sky.
In just a millisecond,
Jim must eat a giant pie.

Claire must thread a tiny needle
with the thickest rope.
Eugene must wear humongous pants
but not look like a dope.

Franz must flap his arms and fly
(His arms were tied to boulders).
Max must swim a hundred miles
by wriggling his shoulders.

I realized that I have made
a really big mistake.
This great and thrilling movie is
impossible to make.

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This poem is mainly inspired by the film, Mission: Impossible. Oh, and even the names of the characters in the poem are the same as in the movie.

I hope you enjoyed it .

 
White: Welcome to episode 7 of the cats series! And erm… can you stroke me before going to work on the computer, please?

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Copycats

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Lovely (dreaming of being supercat): Weee! I can fly! I can fly! Uh-oh…I’m afraid of heights! Help!

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Time for another funny poem!

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While Strolling Though the Park One Day

While strolling through the park one day,
I saw a bench not far away.
I sat on it and had a sleep.
What woke me was my cell phone beep.

It was an SMS from Paul.
It read, “Please meet me at the mall,”
I stretched my leg and then my toe
and then I made a choice to go.

I tried to stand but I was stuck.
I guess I didn’t have much luck.
I saw a sign. I almost fainted.
The sign read: “This bench is just painted.”

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Moral is, do not be droopy when choosing a bench to sit on.

I hope you enjoyed the poem .