10 Funny and Clever Puns
I read a lot of puns, recently. They were so funny I thought I might like to share them with you. Here are the top ten funniest and hilarious puns I have picked for you.
(None are in particular order)
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
3. The dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
4. Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right, so I left.
5. When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase ‘fire at will’.
6. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
9. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
10. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
I hope you enjoyed those funny puns as much as I did! 
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April 23, 2009
12:13 am
Wow! These are funny puns. I love them. Keep up the good work
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April 23, 2009
12:32 pm
I’m glad you love them. And yes, I will keep up the good work.
April 23, 2009
1:48 pm
This is a great Post
Have shared it on my facebook profile… Thanks!
April 23, 2009
5:22 pm
Thank you for sharing it on your facebook profile. I hope this post benefited your friends, too.
April 23, 2009
9:41 pm
Nice puns! Im gonna go post some on my facebook profile too! Your really funny,
May 3, 2009
8:57 pm
Cool list, Gloson
Number 2 and 5 were my favourites 
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May 3, 2009
9:44 pm
Thanks. I’m glad you liked them. My favorite ones are 5 and 6
May 3, 2009
9:00 pm
Hahahaha
I just love puns, great list bud!
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May 3, 2009
9:45 pm
I love puns, too.
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May 6, 2009
7:46 am
I personally like the first one. Very nice collection though ^^
May 27, 2009
4:44 pm
Haha! Those are hilarious! I love puns, they are so.. fun!
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May 28, 2009
1:26 am
Haha! I wish there are more better ones.
Those are the best ten I’ve seen so far…
May 30, 2009
8:18 pm
This was really funny! Number 5 is my favorite!
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May 30, 2009
8:23 pm
Hehe. Glad you liked them. Number 5 is one of my favorites, too!
December 24, 2009
12:39 pm
LOL they are funny and smart!! I enjoyed most of them.
June 13, 2010
12:56 am
I have another pun: Person 1: Hey look the keyboard says that U and I are toghether. Person 2: Yeah, but look underneath, it says JK!
June 13, 2010
12:10 pm
LOL! Nice one dude!