I read a lot of puns, recently. They were so funny I thought I might like to share them with you. Here are the top ten funniest and hilarious puns I have picked for you.
(None are in particular order)
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
3. The dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
4. Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right, so I left.
5. When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase ‘fire at will’.
6. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
9. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
10. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
Bonus: Another 10 Funny Puns!
Update: Since I found out that this is one of the most visited blog posts on this blog, I’ve decided to post 10 more great puns for you! I hope you’ll enjoy them! 🙂
1. If you want to make money as a comedian you gotta have the cents of humor.
2. What do you call a marketplace that sells weird stuff? A bizarre bazaar!
3. Being struck by lightning is a really shocking experience!
4. The Hungary Wales Seattled down and Finnished their lunch, Hamburg-ers with Chiles.
5. A bicycle cannot stand on its own because it is two-tired.
6. “What’s purple and 5000 miles long?” “Ooh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”
7. How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!
8. Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Uhm… how do you drive this thing?”
9. The reason he didn’t become a juggler was… he hadn’t got the balls to do it!
10. “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.” – Kung Fu Panda
I love puns! If you know any more funny puns, please feel free to leave one in the comments section below. I’ll feature some good ones here! 🙂
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Wow! These are funny puns. I love them. Keep up the good work 🙂
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I’m glad you love them. And yes, I will keep up the good work. 😉
This is a great Post :-)Have shared it on my facebook profile… Thanks!
Thank you for sharing it on your facebook profile. I hope this post benefited your friends, too.
Nice puns! Im gonna go post some on my facebook profile too! Your really funny,
Cool list, Gloson 😀 Number 2 and 5 were my favourites 😀
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Thanks. I’m glad you liked them. My favorite ones are 5 and 6 😛
Hahahaha 😀
I just love puns, great list bud!
Loving your blog 🙂
I love puns, too.
I love your blogs, too! 😀
I personally like the first one. Very nice collection though ^^
Haha! Those are hilarious! I love puns, they are so.. fun!
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Haha! I wish there are more better ones. 😛 Those are the best ten I’ve seen so far…
This was really funny! Number 5 is my favorite! 😉
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Hehe. Glad you liked them. Number 5 is one of my favorites, too!
LOL they are funny and smart!! I enjoyed most of them.
I have another pun: Person 1: Hey look the keyboard says that U and I are toghether. Person 2: Yeah, but look underneath, it says JK!
LOL! Nice one dude!
1. There’s report of a hole in the nudist colony wall. The police are looking into it
2. I couldn’t figure out why the ball looked like it was getting bigger, then it hit me
i used some of these puns for my school project 🙂 miss loved them 🙂 thanx
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Thanks for posting this list! I frequently scour the web for puns to use when I write my limericks. I just used one of yours now for this new limerick I wrote:
When his squadron was having a drill,
Soldier William would always feel ill
If commanders cried out,
“Practice shooting about,
However you like. Fire at will!”
If you’re interested in writing limericks, I invite you to check out The OEDILF project which writes limericks on every word of the dictionary. http://www.oedilf.com
I really love yur pund there so clever and funny i also go t some
puns of my own
1There were two hats on the rack, one said to the other:you hang there
im gonna go on a head
2 Dont lie to the people who take yur xrays, they see right through you
Hope ya like them :p