How to Turn $97 into $9270!

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On November 18th (The same date as my cat series episode 4), do you know what happened? Suddenly…the BIGGEST Fire Sale is launched!

Now, what is the biggest fire sale all about anyway? It is the biggest and best fire sale in Internet marketing history! It is bought to you by over 100 marketers. Its value is over 9270 USD, but fantastically discounted to the affordable value of only 97$!

And this is what the site is written:

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One thing you have to know - the discounted price is hanging around only for a limited amount of time…This is what Vince Tan, the guy who bribed, begged, and pleaded for this incredible fire sale, said in the web site:

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Well, you don’t want to regret about not buying this product, isn’t it, even the first time I read it, after the product was launched, I feel like buying it, and you know what…

My father asked me to invest the money I gained from the kill-the-guru contest, to buy the biggest and best fire sale.

Why not take a look at the Internet Marketers who is involved in this incredible package. If you know one of them, you’ll be surprised.

As time flies, the prize increases… to 145$, then finally, 197$. And then, poof! The product is no longer for sale anymore.

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Of course, the 100 marketers won’t allow Vince to sell their product for such a low price all year long.

Although I had never tried the product, I am very sure this product is a blast; by over 100 Internet marketers, and including their best-selling products!

I’m sure it is for you if you want to earn money online. When I tried this product and find this product interesting and outstanding, I’ll write a post here, without a doubt.

What is the point of simply sitting there and doing nothing? Why not purchase it, and make even more money in the future?

The product will soon not for sale anymore, and you probably won’t see an offer like this again.

Click Here to go to the website.

Isn’t it the biggest and best fire sale?

Pictures are screenshot-ed from the original site.

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Sneak Peak of My Upcoming Poetry Book

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Since I’ve written many funny poems for children, I decided I’m going to publish my very own funny poetry book for kids. It’s going to have a real nice bookcover, and loads of funny drawings and poems. (If my poems don’t get you, my pictures sure will :) )

I’m planning to launch my poetry book, hopefully before Christmas. My poetry book is dedicated to kids aged 3 to 300, to make them happy and imaginative. Reading funny poetry has benefits (I’m gonna write a post about this later).

Oh, and back to where we were…the sneeeaaak peak.

Here is the picture for My Crazy Car:

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Haha! A car jumps up with a very shocked driver…hehe.

Here’s the poem:

My Crazy Car

My crazy car is sure insane.
It hops around to make me pain.
When I am on it, it will wiggle
to make my friends and neighbors giggle.

It jumps and bounces up and down,
I feel sick when I ride through town.
When it shakes me in front of Wright,
he laughs at me; he’s not polite.

When I slap my car ‘cause it’s bad,
It zooms around, like it is mad.
I just cannot control my car,
I guess it controlled me, so far.

When I get into my mad car,
it spins around, for it’s bizarre.
Then, it will jump up really high.
The guys who see would say, “Oh my!”

My crazy car passed its disease.
It later was spread overseas.
And that’s why cars shake when they start.
Do you think cars are droll or smart?

(c) Gloson Teh.

Hope you like it!

See, the picture is quite funny too :D . If you are wondering who drew it, it is the guy who was born in ____(10 x 100 + 1000 - 2). (Try to solve that, mathemen)

The text in my book would range from wavy to tipped, just about everything a kid likes to see. I am still unsure of the title of my book. It would be something like, ‘Funny Poetry For Kids’, or maybe ‘Read Funny Poetry to Laugh Your Frown Off!’. I’m still unsure. Comments on the title of my book are appreciated.

Of course, I don’t know to make the drawing 3D. I drew it on paper and used several programs to make the lines thick and used Adobe Photoshop to paint it.

Do you think it’s time to view another drawing? Of course…

And there’s the drawing for…If I Wrote Down a Poem:

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Haha! Who would ever paint a millionaire’s house that fancy! But kids’ world is just full of imagination…which means trees could be blue and roads could be yellow…beyond reality.

Here’s the poem.

If I Wrote a Poem

If I wrote down a poem,
I would sell it away. Then,
I’d use the money for an egg
that soon becomes a hen.

The hen would lay a thousand eggs
that soon become more hens.
They then would lay a million eggs.
I’d sell them all to friends.

I would then be a millionaire
that owns a great big home.
I’d then go for a holiday
to France or maybe Rome.

I’d then become an astronaut
and go visit the moon.
I’m going to do all these things.
I’m gonna do them soon.

I would soon become very rich;
But now I think I might
as well stop dreaming of all these
until I’ve learned to write.

(c) Gloson Teh

Hope you like it!

I put this poem in this post because my mother giggled at it and she rarely giggles at my poems. My mother also said that usually, millionaires dream to visit the moon.

Well, there is a lesson to that poem though, that is, do things step by step.

Poems may be boring for kids, but the funny ones are not, because kids are fun and playful, and not serious. Even adults would like to read my poems, because they need some fun, to balance their seriousness.

That’s all…for this post.

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Wait! I’m just kidding :P . There is still one last drawing to be shown…

And that is, of course…

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I am a Leafy Green! Haha! Would you look at that, the surprised face…lol….Don’t recognize the foods? Read my poem then.

I am a Leafy Green

I am a leafy green, some grapes
and two quite large potatoes.
I am a carrot, and an onion,
and two red tomatoes.

I’m two big bunches of bananas,
slices of white bread.
I am a watermelon that’s just
as big as your head.

I’m two big oranges, two pears
which are delicious fruits.
I’m too, a yummy lotus –
not the flowers, just the roots.

I’m all of these delicious foods
because I’m what I eat
from my huge watermelon head
to my banana feet.

(c) Gloson Teh

That was just a pun on the phrase, ‘You are what you eat, from your head to your feet’.

I am still unsure whether my book should have 40 or 30 poems. Comments on number of poems are appreciated. Comments on the title of my book are also appreciated.

Well, end of post.

Hope you enjoyed the snneeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak peak.

Update: The poem would appear on my drawing by which I have to use a program. I will post another post on my drawing after I’ve pasted the poem on my drawing.

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Twitteroo, I Love You?

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Do you know twitter? The most popular mini-blogging website? If you do not know about it, go http://twitter.com and find out!

Have you been using tweetdeck, one of the devices used to connect easily to twitter from your computer? Well, tweetdeck has a number of features, from refreshing itself and notifying you, to switching column places.

But it has one disadvantage, that is, much usage of computer memory. If you are using twitter and want your computer to boost up a bit, twitteroo is for you!

Twitteroo has similar features compared with tweetdeck. One similarity is refreshing itself and notifying you. But twitteroo is much faster compared to tweetdeck.

But twitteroo only shows a column, that is, your timeline, or the public timeline. Here are some features of twitteroo.

  1. Twitteroo also lets you choose how long the notification will stay, and whether to sound or not.
  2. You can also choose the transparency for the main window and the notification.
  3. Notification windows
  4. You can choose how often it refreshes, ranging from one minute to one hour.
  5. You can choose to display the public timeline in the main window, instead of yours.
  6. The links and TinyURL’s are clickable. (Of course.)
  7. There is a link to the twitter-er’s website.
  8. The profile images are cached and therefore need not load again.
  9. And a few more features….

Here’s a screenshot of it.

twitteroo

Color Codes:

Green: Link to twitteroo’s home page.
White: Hides the window.
Red: Profile image and link to twitter profile.
Light Blue: Profile real name.
Brown: Full tweet.
Yellow: Link to twitter’er’s personal website.
Green: Profile user name.
Blue: Tweet preview.
Pink: How long ago the tweet is tweeted.
Purple: Refreshes manually.
Gray: Link to www.rurl.org
Black: Text area for tweet.
Orange: Send tweet.

To close twitteroo, right-click
right click twitteroo
the twitteroo icon in the taskbar and then click ‘Exit’ in order to close the program.
(There are other options there, though.)

If you click settings, this window will appear.
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That’s where you could modify the settings.
To sign out, simply clear your username and password and click save. However, the tweets would still be visible, but not updated.

So, it’s best to install twitteroo if you have a slow personal computer.

Why not try twitteroo now, and see how you like it?

Unfortunately, twitteroo was not updated for almost a year, according to its blog, probably because no many people uses it.

Comments are appreciated.

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Some (Rather Funny) Photos of My Cats 4

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Welcome back to the ‘Some (Rather Funny) Photos of My Cats’ series. And here we are!

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Gloson: Hiya, viewers!
Orange: Please welcome the computer cat guru,
Gloson and Orange: Lovely!

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Lovely: At last…almost reaching the computer….

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Lovely: Now, what do we have here? Add or Remove Programs? Wow! I wonder what programs should I add. I hope Gloson doesn’t mind.

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Lovely: Oh! There you are, Gloson…Don’t you mind if I add a program?
Gloson: No, I don’t. 

lovely 
Lovely: But how? Dang! I forgot how to add programs. Think! Think! Think! Think…

lovely 
Lovely: …think…think…think…thiiiinkkkkk…*sleeps*

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Lovely: …think……think……think…*wakes* What the?! I am hugging Orange? Whatever…back to the computer.

lovely 
Lovely: Hey, Gloson! I found the photo on which last time I hugged with Orange!

lovely 
Lovely: And don’t forget that I am going to hide it!

blackie 
Blackie: Hey, there! Would you take me out for a ride?

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Blackie: Please?

orange 
Orange: I enjoy to go shopping with Rockson!
(Rockson is my little brother.)

snowy 
Snowy: Oh my goodness! Would you look at that!

Find out what Snowy is looking at in ‘Some (Rather Funny) Funny Photos of My Cats 5‘!
Episode 5 would be posted on 4th of December, so don’t miss it!

Previous ‘Some (Rather Funny) Photos of My Cats’

Some (Rather Funny) Photos of My Cats
Some (Rather Funny) Photos of My Cats 2
Some (Rather Funny) Photos of My Cats 3

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Poem: My Nasty Adventure 2

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As promised, here is the remake of My Nasty Adventure.

My Nasty Adventure 2

Last week I rode on a big horse.
I thought that it was fun.(Of course).
But when the horse ran really fast,
I thought that it would be my last.

It ran. There was a tree ahead!
But to my luck, it dodged instead.
My arms and legs and eyes were stiff
for it was running to a cliff!

The horse realized and so, it stopped.
I was tossed over. Then I dropped.
It was high! I screamed like insane.
But luckily, there was a plane.

I’m dropping onto the huge plane.
I fell on my rear, which was pain.
The plane was too fast. I fell down
while acting like a frightened clown.

I fell onto my teacher, Max,
who then gave me a thousand whacks.
He summoned a strong female gnome
whose powerful kick sent me home.

My story now comes to an end.
Do you believe this tale, my friend?
If you believe it, you’ll seem funny.
But if you don’t, give me some money!

OK, I didn’t mean it though…hope you enjoyed it!

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Poem: My Nasty Adventure

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Hi, here’s another poem I like to share with you…It’s about a nasty adventure.

My Nasty Adventure

My plane was just about to crash.
So, I grabbed my bag and
took out my big blue parachute
to glide me down and land.

At last, I found a spot to land.
But there was a big breeze.
Oh no! Now I would painfully
land on these sharp pine trees.

I was then filled with bruises as
a pine fell on my ear.
I sat down on the ground to rest.
A thorn then poked my rear.

I slept on the ground franticly.
Mosquitoes bit my nose.
Bugs crept into my underpants
and tickled my ten toes.

I scratched myself when I woke up,
appearing like a fool.
I believed, after the whole thing,
I’d rather go to school.

Don’t miss My Nasty Adventure 2 (a remake) at 8:00pm (+8 GMT), today. The time is at the sidebar…

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